Tucker and I discuss my emergency.

Tucker and I discuss my emergency.
"You tried to call 9-1-1 to get me a mint? That's really low, chihuahua. Really low."

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Unplanned Incarceration

Yo, everyone!

I apologize for not blogging in quite some time, but something has happened. Let's just say I forfeited my one phone call for the opportunity to write you this message. It is a long story, but I will tell it in full with pictures very soon.

If anyone has any soap on a rope and an extra carton of smokes, it would be much appreciated.

Until later.
Z.

2 comments:

Shannon said...

What is going in with Zoey? I just saw her incarcerated inside an over shoulder bag. The indignity of it all! Nice cat, though :)

Shannon said...

Where is Zoey? I just saw her incarcerated in an over-the-shoulder bag! The indignity!! Nice cat, though. LOL

MY DAILY POLLS. VOTE WISELY, GRASSHOPPER.

What does Zoey need most?

EXCLUSIVE ZOEY PICS!

EXCLUSIVE ZOEY PICS!
hiding from the man

I'm all ears.

you lookin' at me, punk?

check out my hoodie.

an old football injury

stay alert. there's no sleep with the man around

Preparing to Strike

After I escaped the New Jersey concentration camp

SCENE OF THE CRIME: On the lookout for hip outfits at The Country Junction

SCENE OF THE CRIME:  On the lookout for hip outfits at The Country Junction

THE EVIDENCE!!!

THE EVIDENCE!!!
The feline's Michael Phelps moment

STONEFACED!

STONEFACED!
My look of disbelief after witnessing the feline's secret addiction

Check out my tat.

Check out my tat.
Z-Funk...feel the groove

The New Lion: It could have been such a beautiful friendship!

The New Lion: It could have been such a beautiful friendship!

want some of this?

Got protection?

Got protection?
I get more sleep now that I have my own lion.

The Great Bone Wars: Zoey 4 Tucker 0

The Great Bone Wars:  Zoey 4     Tucker 0
Yes, I killed that leopard, too.

hide the bones! there is treachery afoot!

The sharpherd singing the blues

PRISONER OF THE MAN!

PRISONER OF THE MAN!
I was the man's prisoner for a week.

My skinnier days

Tucker, my dufus sharpherd brother

Tucker in his babushka

Tucker again. What a dope.

the feline...a culinary genius

A SNEAK PEEK

A SNEAK PEEK
stills from one of Z. Funk and the C-Sharpherds videos, "U And Me Can Pee on That Tree"
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